Publishing for the Web3 Apocalypse
From our charred Ohio headquarters to your digital nightmares. We're the publishing company that survived the fire but lost the backup.
CEO & Founder
Survived 3 server crashes and 1 actual fire
About Our Questionable Operation
Burnt Hamster Publishing LLC emerged from the literal ashes of a conventional publishing house. Now we're focused on Web3 content, blockchain narratives, and NFT storytelling - all from a dilapidated house in Ohio that we're pretty sure is haunted.
Our team of sleep-deprived content creators works by the light of a single functioning bulb, crafting cutting-edge Web3 content while our CEO searches for that hard drive with all our graphics (last seen in 2019).
Our Questionable Achievements:
- ✓Survived 3 server crashes and 1 actual fire
- ✓Published 200+ articles on Web3 (half were readable)
- ✓Minted an NFT collection that someone actually bought
- ✓Maintained a website despite forgetting to pay hosting
Our Dubious Services
We offer a range of Web3 publishing services, each delivered with the same level of chaotic professionalism you'd expect from a company named after a burnt rodent.
Web3 Content Creation
Articles, whitepapers, and documentation written by people who may or may not understand blockchain technology. We'll find that hard drive with our notes eventually.
NFT Storytelling
We'll craft a compelling narrative for your NFT project on our outdated PC. It crashes every 30 minutes, so expect some creative plot twists.
Blockchain Journalism
Breaking news delivered via our broken printer. If you can read it through the ink smudges, consider yourself informed about the latest in Web3.
Our "Professional" Office
Welcome to our headquarters - a dilapidated house in Ohio where innovation meets imminent structural collapse.
The "Executive Suite"
Our CEO's office features a desk held up by crypto whitepapers and a chair that only leans to the left.
The Broken Printer
It prints every third page and occasionally catches fire. We call it "Bertha."
The Outdated PC
Running Windows XP and making sounds no computer should make.
The Burned-Out Light
It flickers in Morse code. We think it's trying to quit.
The Missing Hard Drive
Legend says it contains all our graphics. Last seen in 2019.
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Get In Touch (If You Dare)
Have questions? Want to work with us? Need to warn us about that leaking pipe? Our contact form might work. No promises.